Seriously high impact...

Our latest peer(ish)*-reviewed paper, Broken patch clamp configuration seriously disrupted by brute mechanical force - a lamentable tragedy in not so many acts, has just been published in the prestigious, Science Creative Quarterly.

It's completely genuine, by the way. Not some facetious fabrication that I put out there to score a cheap laugh. The paper documents a real Friday Afternoon experiment.

* At the very least, the editors consult a Magic 8-Ball regarding the scientific veracity of the submissions received.